Niece

  • Niece looks out the window and notices it’s raining.

    Niece: “Oh, it’s raining. My research was off.”

    Me: “Research? What research?”

    Niece: “I did research this morning to see if it was going to rain.”

    Me: “How did you do your research?”

    Niece, in the most matter of fact tone possible: “I asked Siri.”

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